You're A Mom When...

You know you're a mom when:

- you try to catch vomit coming out of your child(ren)'s mouths instead of running in the opposite direction

- your idea of privacy is peeing alone

- you wonder "where the hell are Max and Ruby's parents?"

- your favourite time of the day is bedtime


- you're used to eating cold meals

- after 8 consecutive hours of uninterrupted sleep your first thought is "are they still breathing?"

- food staples include: peanut butter, jam, hot dogs, KD, ketchup, and milk

- you discuss poop on a daily basis

- an impromptu trip out the door means getting out of the house in less than 30 minutes

- shopping for yourself ends with you coming home with 4 bags of stuff, 3 of them for your children

- your idea of a "nice" restaurant is Red Robin

- you don't question why there's bubbles on the ceiling after bathtime

- at 1pm you remember you had to pee at 9:15am

- you can wake up at the sound of footsteps in the hall or a small peep from your child's room but sleep through your husband's alarm every morning

- instead of rushing to help your child you think "do I have time to grab the camera?"

how else do you get pictures like this???

- sneezing involves clenching

- you understand the true value of a hug and "I love you"

What are some of the ways you know you're a mom?

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